It's Too Late 
Lyrics (M)-
We first met we made love every hour, now -
A- days I always have to beg. (W)-
When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -
A- days it looks more like a keg. (B)-
It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried. (B)-
Your stuck with me, and 
I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do. (B)-
We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, 
I got drunk and now 
I'm stuck with you. (M)-
When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed 
I'd like to pick. (W)-
When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick. (B)-
It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried. (B)-
Your stuck with me, and 
I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do. (B)-
We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, 
I got drunk and now 
I'm stuck with you. (M)-
Now I share a checking account and half my money’s gone. (W)-
I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john. (M)-
I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive. (W)-
Now my life is over but my body’s still alive. (B)-
Your stuck with me, what did we do (M)-
Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you. (B)-
We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby 
I got drunk and now 
I'm stuck with you (M)-
Yea the condom broke, and now 
I'm stuck with you. (W)-
The kids aren’t yours, and 
I'm still stuck with you.