She's only a girl
And her voice is peculiar

And her eyes are strange

She's prone to be willful

You try to cheer her up some
But she's impervious to change

She dresses in black all of the time
Wears an orthopedic shoe

It's some sort of uglification she's into

She's a hundred and ten
Maybe five foot five
She won't eat meat
But she'll eat you alve
She's only a girl
But she's big time

She's only a girl

And I'll tell you about her
At least all that I know

She's from South Carolina
And she came out here
A few years ago

She waits on tables
Works in a bank
Volunteers at the zoo

You can tell she ain't lazy
But she is very young
That's why I called you

she is only a girl

Now that you've seen her,
what do you think?

Love is blind
And deaf as well
But I love this girl
Can't you tell?

She's only a girl
And she loves me

Why would someone

Beautiful as she

Love someone old like me

Maybe it's the money
Jeez, I never thought of that

God damn it