She's only a girl And her voice is peculiar And her eyes are strange She's prone to be willful You try to cheer her up some But she's impervious to change She dresses in black all of the time Wears an orthopedic shoe It's some sort of uglification she's into She's a hundred and ten Maybe five foot five She won't eat meat But she'll eat you alve She's only a girl But she's big time She's only a girl And I'll tell you about her At least all that I know She's from South Carolina And she came out here A few years ago She waits on tables Works in a bank Volunteers at the zoo You can tell she ain't lazy But she is very young That's why I called you she is only a girl Now that you've seen her, what do you think? Love is blind And deaf as well But I love this girl Can't you tell? She's only a girl And she loves me Why would someone Beautiful as she Love someone old like me Maybe it's the money Jeez, I never thought of that God damn it