Earl had a baby
Baby was her name
He knew she was crazy
Tiny was the same
Down behind the shed
Slaughtering the hog
Slice along the belly
Feed it to the dog
One, two, three, who should 
I kill?Everymother ****er running up the hill
One, two, three, what should 
I do?Get ****ed up and **** up with you
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Make you sicker
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Tim had a baby
Otis was his name
White as a ghost
Totally insane
Otis loves the girls
Young and clean
Drowning in a bucket
Of gasoline
One, two, three, who should 
I kill?Everymother ****er running up the hill
One, two, three, what should 
I do?Get ****ed up and **** up with you
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Don't you know something
They won't tell?
Come on man
Send them to a hell
Burnin' in the house
Spirits are alive
A tongue lashing mama
Help 'em to survive
One, two, three, who should 
I kill?Everymother ****er running up the hill
One, two, three, what should 
I do?Get ****ed up and **** up with you
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Make you sicker
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Do it quicker