Welshman: Apparently they were travelling abroad
Welshman: and they picked up some hitchhikers.
Surgeon: Drill.
Man: "Oh God!"
Wife: "Wake up you're dreaming."
Man: "What?"
Wife: "You're dreaming."
Man: "We were moving away from the border."
Wife: "Huh, what border? Go back to sleep."
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Wife: "Huh?"
We were moving away from the border
Looking for somewhere to sleep
The two of us sharing the driving
Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat
Hitchhiker: "Hello."
I sneaked a quick look in the mirror
She gave me a smile
I said, is anyone hungry?
Should we stop for a while?
So we pulled off into a layby
Her dress blew up over her head
I said, would you like to come with me?
She said something foreign under her breath
"(Foreign words)"
And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
I thought to myself she's much too good for you
I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
She said