[00:00.00]Ringo Starr - No no song [00:08.15] [00:10.19]A lady that I know [00:11.48]just came from Columbia [00:14.16]She smiled because I did not understand [00:18.13]Then she held out [00:19.56]some marijuani ha-ha [00:21.98]She said it was the best in all the land [00:25.70]And I said: [00:26.51]No no no no, I don't smoke it no more [00:30.18]I'm tired of waking up on the floor [00:34.49]No, thank you, please, [00:35.79]It only makes me sneeze [00:38.34]then it makes it hard to find the door [00:41.26] [00:44.43]A woman that I know [00:45.77]just came from Majorca Spain [00:48.46]She smiled because I did not understand [00:52.68]Then she held out [00:53.85]a 10 pound bag of Cocaine [00:56.47]She said it was the finest in the land [01:00.34]And I said: [01:00.59]No no no no, I don't sniff it no more [01:04.56]I'm tired of waking up on the floor [01:08.29]No, thank you, please, [01:10.15]It only makes me sneeze [01:12.64]Then it makes it hard to find the door [01:16.77]hay, hay, hay, hay.... [01:25.21]hay, hay, hay, hay.... [01:32.79]--- [01:34.53]A man I know [01:35.96]just came from Nashville Tennessee oh [01:38.96]He smiled because I did not understand [01:43.25]Then he held out [01:44.02]some moonshine whiskey oh-ho [01:46.91]He said it was the best in all the land [01:50.73]And I said: [01:51.53]No no no no, I don't drink it no more [01:55.20]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor [01:59.30]No, thank you, please, [02:00.68]It only makes me sneeze [02:03.28]And then it makes it hard to find the door [02:06.02] [02:06.77]And I said: [02:07.69]No no no no, I can't take it no more [02:11.30]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor [02:15.47]No, thank you, please, [02:17.08]It only makes me sneeze [02:19.31]And then it makes it hard to find the door