作词 : Brown, Redman, Starks, Watson ... -Look! Up in the sky- It's a bird- It's a plane- Hee hee hee hee, naw! It's Sooperman Lover, baby- Daddy, Daddy- Would you please read us a story?- Alright, get over here and sit yo big ass down Lemme tell you about the Sooperman LoverAyo, I was out to lunch and shit Puffin' on a blunt to get my head read(y) Boogie'n to my walkman With an 'S' on my chest(Bust a move!) Yes I'm a Superhero, don't forget I smoke mad niggas So to hell with cigarettes But anyway Let's get back to this skit You know who the fuck I amSo git off that ol' bull- SHUCKSLunchtime was up, (FUCK) Let me jet, Or I'll collect unemployment bucks On the way back, black I spotted this object, a stray cat Stuck in a tree With a tag that says that' If foundPlease return to this address'(How did you see it)? Nigga! Wit my X-Ray eye set Like 'Pchoooooooww' I jetted to the closest phone-booth Quick fast I dipped into my Sooperlover suit(I can leapTall buildingsIn a single bound ) BOOOMRight through the fuckin' phone-booth ceiling(IT'S A PLANE!) Naw, Sooperman Lover's the name I can slam King-KongAnd pick up freight trains On a mission To save this cat/that was wishin' He was in his litter Watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n Relaxin'Feet cocked-up/ just a little With a cod cocktail And a bowl, of tender vittles I snatched, him Took off through the air like a pigeon Quick so he won't start Meowin' and bitchin' The letter in cat's tag address (?) Said THE P ROJECTS(Elevator's broke!) So I had to take the back steps(Knock, Knock) The door opened Then my eyes swole From this BADASS DAM E (Damn!)Sippin' a quart of ' Old Gold'-' Yo, is this your cat?'-' Awww, yes! Where'd you find him at?'-' He was stuck in a tree Around Uptown Manhattan'-' Well how the hell did you save him? Are you Police/ Undercover?'-' Naw babyThe ' S' on my chest stands for ' Chorus Sooperman Lover (Yeah!) Baby call him the Sooperman LoverSomething wrong Something wrong, indeed Something wrong. Yes, yes indeed She was grateful Lookin' for ways to repay me No moneyA donut, and some uhm coffee maybe? Of courseWhat kind of sauce(?) did I take?Make my donut JellyAnd my coffee SankaWe sat Unhooked the cape from the back She felt my arms' Cause my pythons looked stacked' Goddamn, Sooperlover Yo shit looks thick Tell me, how strong are you With muscles like this? (you bad motherfucker!)'(I'm stronger than a locomotive) I'll keep hittin ya like RockyShe ran to the room And came back with a (?) Negligee, high-heeled shoes Wit' a blunt in her mouth Ready to roll up Hey hold up/ she had the dollar fold(ed) up To mix the coke with the smoke Yo, she was no joke She took a sniff Some got on her top lip That bitch stuck out her tounge And gave her top lip a lick And said -' Here baby, hit it.'-' Naw baby, I ain't wit' it You'd need more than a body To make me wanna hit that shit!' But I'll hit the blunt So she took out her fronts Cracked the philly Opened the bag and laid out the skunk Then I took a long pull It was hype/ outtasite We ran into the bedroom So I cracked my pants for head room Later, tossed the covers And oh, brother! I was wit' it Ready to hit it Asked my dick, ' YO, WHASSU P GEE?''Yo man, shit's thick' Licked her down her belly And kissed her on her back Stuck my hands betewwn the legs And I felt the bozack(!) As big as mine (YO!) This bitch must be craze So I threw my suit on And I was Swayze'Cause I'm theChorus Sooperman Lover (Yeah!) Baby call him the Sooperman LoverSomething wrong Something wrong, indeed Something wrong. Yes, yes indeed