[00:01.44].
[00:01.76].
[00:02.26].
[00:02.57]Oh, all the names and locations have been changed
[00:05.38]To protect the innocent, which would be me
[00:08.78].
[00:11.15]Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late
[00:14.90]Had too much fun last night
[00:19.02]At least I got an "A" on my last test
[00:22.53]I drank a case of Keystone Light
[00:25.71].
[00:27.15]Well, that's the beer we drink here
[00:30.96]You always get your money's worth
[00:34.65]You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off
[00:39.08]Until you're lovin' the worst
[00:41.96].
[00:43.58]So let's change the subject
[00:47.78]Well, how about those grades?
[00:52.83]Well, there's an "A" in alcohol
[00:55.27]A "B" in beer, "C" is for the night class we live all year
[01:01.65]"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
[01:05.21]So "F" is for, for Everclear
[01:08.27].
[01:11.54]The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late
[01:15.35]Had too much fun last night
[01:19.60]At least she took us up on our last offer
[01:23.42]To drink some warm, red wine
[01:26.85].
[01:27.54]She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox Down on Highway 69
[01:35.72]Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off
[01:39.54]By the end of the night
[01:42.54].
[01:44.35]Well, let's change the subject
[01:48.35]Well, how about those grades? Well, there's an "A" in alcohol
[01:55.60]A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear
[02:01.98]"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
[02:05.79]So "F" is for, for Everclear
[02:08.79].
[02:09.35]Okay, here's where it gets good
[02:11.85]So we missed class today, slept in a little late
[02:15.91]Had too much fun last night
[02:19.91]Well, I woke up this morning without any warning
[02:23.73]Ms. Carter's layin' by my side
[02:27.17].
[02:28.35]Well, I got a full ride all last night
[02:31.91]She really knows her Sex Ed
[02:36.04]And I learned more with my hands on
[02:40.04]Than any book I've ever read
[02:43.23].
[02:44.73]Well, let's change the subject
[02:48.91]Well, how about those grades? There's an "A" in alcohol
[02:56.35]A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who's asleep right here
[03:02.29]"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
[03:06.29]So "F" is for, for Everclear
[03:11.66]That Ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
[03:16.35]So "F" is for, for Everclear
[03:23.22].
[03:29.04].