作词 : Nicole Chng
 作曲 : Nicole Chng
This has got to be a joke
The universe ****** hates my guts
reminding me “U” and “I” dont spell us
We share different postal codes
maybe that’s why I never got the  memo
She’s the real deal and I was just a pretty demo
And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day
Doesn’t matter what my location says
I’m always tryna get to you
but **** just happens all the time
HOOK
When I’m there you’re not
you’re here, I’m caught up with my job
and your clingy ex comes back a lot
then she leaves and you shoot your shot but there’s someone new I’ve got
and the cycle never stops no, no
but there’s nobody else I want oh, oh
don’t care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
I’m never giving up against all odds
You’re the mind-game mastermind
but what I’d give to make that mind mine to lose
oh, yeah
coz I know you’ve got somebody
my friends say I could have anybody now that I’m somebody
but I don’t care if I’m nobody to you
I know it’s pathetic but I couldn’t care less
I’d wait until the stars uncross and say yes
I’ll always try to get you
Oooh!
HOOK
When I’m there you’re not
you’re here, I’m caught up with my job
and your clingy ex comes back a lot
then she leaves and you shoot your shot but there’s someone new I’ve got
and the cycle never stops no, no
but there’s nobody else I want oh, oh
don’t care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
I’m never giving up against all odds
Never in my damn favor
I don’t want you for later
never was much of a waiter
But I’d wait for you to drink you in
Guess it serves me right for even singing/thinking
When I’m there you should...
I don’t know, like, call up your boss
Probably take the day off
Maybe we could change the odds
HOOK
When I’m there you’re not
you’re here, I’m caught up with my job
and your clingy ex comes back a lot
then she leaves and you shoot your shot but there’s someone new I’ve got
and the cycle never stops no, no
but there’s nobody else I want oh, oh
don’t care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
I’m never giving up against all odds