May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In san clemente With richard nixon But i was bored So i prayed to the lord Ha, give me a war 'cause i'm so bored And i want more In a real fucking war Well i'm bored with iran and i'm bored with iraq Egypt and israel and yassir arafat The falklands was cool but it was too damn short I want a real war 'cause i built a bitchin' fort May your sister rest well in her bed tonight I never liked her much, but she made me feel good last christmas In your mom's station wagon Behind 7-11 She was just fourteen But i was bored So i prayed to the lord Ha, give me a war 'cause i'm so bored And i want more In a real fucking war Well i'm bored with the contras and colonel quadhafi The ayatollah's dead, but he made really great coffee With my rifle in my arms i feel really swell I wanna join the army and kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill May your uncle rest well in his cell tonight I never liked him much but he took me down to tijuana We drank tequila And watched your mom dance At the bambi club But i was bored So i prayed to the lord Ha, give me a war 'cause i'm so bored And i want more In a real fucking war