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[00:16.79]I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block
[00:22.93]Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
[00:26.87]Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
[00:30.80]Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"
[00:34.69]I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink"
[00:38.08]You don't have to think
[00:41.91]You just pour and drink
[00:46.20]It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
[00:50.53]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
[00:54.37]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
[00:58.35]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
[01:02.19]And it's cheaper than a shrink
[01:05.94]You don't have to think
[01:09.33]You just pour and drink
[01:13.71]It's cheaper than a shrink
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[01:21.67]Now me and her had this little problem between us
[01:25.85]Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
[01:29.99]She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor"
[01:33.83]I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers"
[01:37.70]Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
[01:41.38]You don't have to think
[01:45.62]You just pour and drink
[01:49.45]'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs
[01:53.43]No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack
[01:56.93]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
[02:01.11]Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
[02:04.80]And it's cheaper than a shrink
[02:08.73]You don't have to think
[02:12.82]You just pour and drink
[02:16.41]And it's cheaper than a shrink
[02:19.90]If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline
[02:24.48]Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen
[02:28.08]It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
[02:32.32]The best thing about it, far as I can see
[02:36.51]Is that it's cheaper than a shrink
[02:40.14]You don't have to think
[02:44.04]You just pour and drink
[02:47.49]And it's cheaper than a shrink
[02:51.87]Oh, you just pour and drink
[02:55.05]And it's a whole lot cheaper than
[02:57.92]Some big town clock hound
[03:00.56]Drag you down shrink
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