[00:04.95]I read the news today, oh boy
[00:05.61]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:06.39]And though the news was rather sad
[00:07.14]Well, I just had to laugh
[00:09.12]I saw the photograph
[00:16.11]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:18.12]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:18.99]A crowd of people stood and stared
[00:19.71]They'd seen his face before
[00:38.97]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
[00:40.23]I saw a film today, oh boy
[00:45.60]The English army had just won the war
[00:46.41]A crowd of people turned away
[00:47.82]But I just had to look, having read the book
[00:59.91]I'd love to turn you on
[01:00.36]Woke up, got out of bed
[01:00.81]Dragged a comb across my head
[01:01.38]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
[01:31.83]And looking up, I noticed I was late
[02:12.60]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:48.99]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:52.08]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
[03:03.03]And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[03:03.96]Ahh, ahh, ahh
[03:19.62]I read the news today, oh boy
[03:25.95]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[03:26.97]And though the holes were rather small
[03:27.66]They had to count them all
[03:37.71]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
[04:20.70]I'd love to turn you on