[00:00.000] 作词 : 讲究制噪
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 讲究制噪
[00:07.206]编曲：CRAT@讲究制噪
[00:14.517]歪哦歪哦
[00:16.059]喔哦喔哦哦
[00:17.335]歪哦歪哦
[00:19.831]歪哦歪哦
[00:21.124]喔哦喔哦哦
[00:22.435]歪哦歪哦
[00:23.899]CRAT：
[00:24.911]你整了你的下巴
[00:27.413]你整了你的脸颊
[00:29.894]你割了双的眼皮
[00:30.428]还是觉得
[00:31.748]歪哦歪哦
[00:32.548]歪哦歪哦
[00:33.713]你美颜开到最大
[00:34.993]玻尿尿酸都出来啦
[00:37.480]你发到朋友圈里
[00:40.033]还是觉得
[00:41.616]歪哦歪哦
[00:42.605]畸形的审美
[00:46.311]套了一层画皮
[00:47.685]未来的你会在哪里
[00:50.101]会不会继续开刀
[00:51.451]继续换皮
[00:52.609]幻想变成范冰冰
[00:53.826]或Anglababy
[00:55.023]纯天然实在很好
[00:56.458]何必开刀
[00:57.683]让自己变成
[00:59.002]歪瓜裂枣
[01:00.288]镜子里早已不不是你
[01:02.538]实在
[01:03.507]歪哦歪哦
[01:05.021]Chorus：
[01:05.385]歪哦歪哦
[01:06.673]喔哦喔哦哦
[01:07.867]亲生的妈妈还认识你吗
[01:10.377]歪哦歪哦
[01:11.708]喔哦喔哦哦
[01:12.931]歪哦歪哦
[01:14.220]歪瓜裂枣哦
[01:15.472]歪哦歪哦
[01:16.743]喔哦喔哦哦
[01:17.993]永远都无法再撤销
[01:21.042]变成歪瓜裂枣咯
[01:25.537](Scratch)
[01:45.599]Monki：
[01:45.866]你出门
[01:46.545]小心翼翼怕撞衫
[01:47.981]怎么不怕撞脸兄弟姐妹在满大街转
[01:50.485]一样选了同款
[01:51.736]网红8套餐
[01:52.987]没赶上二胎配个双胞胎你怕落单
[01:55.559]用亚当的肋骨
[01:57.060]垫了鼻骨
[01:58.326]用上古白虎兽的脂肪填了屁股
[02:00.688]那些个高科技术嫉妒不嫉妒
[02:03.438]追风少年你辛不辛苦
[02:06.506]三百六十五天三百天在酒店住
[02:08.995]发了三亚图片说有学冲浪超酷
[02:11.553]山崎芬迪Gucci  Versace Prada布加迪
[02:14.044]都来微信粉你虚拟世界称霸万人迷
[02:16.528]医院的木乃伊
[02:17.841]怎么去年飞机票今年一年都有旅行的行迹你扑朔迷离
[02:21.440]咦
[02:22.123]滥用移形换影废内力
[02:24.248]但是千万别搞飞了你的曼桃体
[02:26.173]Chorus：
[02:26.355]歪哦歪哦
[02:27.475]喔哦喔哦哦
[02:28.646]亲生的妈妈还认识你吗
[02:31.214]歪哦歪哦
[02:32.514]喔哦喔哦哦
[02:33.760]歪哦歪哦
[02:35.057]歪瓜裂枣哦
[02:36.291]歪哦歪哦
[02:37.563]喔哦喔哦哦
[02:38.853]永远都无法再撤销
[02:41.826]变成歪瓜裂枣咯
[02:46.364](Scratch)
[03:06.033]DJ Baker：
[03:06.546]刷刷朋友圈儿
[03:07.630]越看越迷糊
[03:09.042]如果照片是标志牌儿
[03:10.321]我一准儿迷路
[03:11.431]怎么全是同一张脸
[03:12.851]选了同一款皮肤
[03:13.923]好像少个韩式半永久
[03:15.297]就永久变尼姑
[03:16.859]姑娘
[03:17.563]你其实本来就很美
[03:18.940]不用洗头配上素颜
[03:20.179]都让人想上本垒
[03:21.704]拉拉双眼皮儿就得了
[03:22.713]干嘛非要蹚浑水
[03:23.952]没听人说么
[03:25.099]喝纯的才能觉出醇美
[03:26.803]都非葫芦娃
[03:28.019]也不是爷爷
[03:29.244]你究竟要勾谁我的蛇精姐姐
[03:31.844]我求您把我屏蔽我先说声谢谢
[03:34.411]要不我都怀疑自己屏幕歪歪斜斜
[03:36.888]都是爹妈生的
[03:38.047]咱得自信一点
[03:39.413]要是整就整了
[03:40.535]也就诚实一点
[03:41.972]您要非说天生自己就像巴啦啦小魔仙
[03:44.621]我只能回您一句别巴巴了 整容脸
[03:46.963]Chorus：
[03:47.514]歪哦歪哦
[03:48.265]喔哦喔哦哦
[03:49.457]亲生的妈妈还认识你吗
[03:52.042]歪哦歪哦
[03:53.335]喔哦喔哦哦
[03:54.601]歪哦歪哦
[03:56.090]歪瓜裂枣哦
[03:57.095]歪哦歪哦
[03:58.402]喔哦喔哦哦
[03:59.664]永远都无法再撤销
[04:02.628]变成歪瓜裂枣咯
[04:06.380]
[04:08.469]制作人：讲究制噪
[04:09.737]Scratch：DJ Baker@讲究制噪
[04:11.019]录音：CRAT @Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:12.268]混音：CRAT @Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:13.469]母带：CRAT @Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:14.255]封面设计：董梦頔