[00:00.005]Someone's gonna have to explain it to me
[00:04.376]I'm not sure what it means
[00:08.195]My baby's feelin' funny in the morning
[00:12.815]She's having trouble getting into her jeans
[00:17.613]Her waist-line seems to be expanding
[00:21.255]Although she never feels like eating a thing
[00:26.293]I guess we'll reach some understanding
[00:29.645]When we see what the future will bring
[00:36.755]I met her in a crowded barroom
[00:40.289]One of those typical Hollywood scenes
[00:44.617]I was doing my very best Bogart
[00:48.226]But I was having trouble getting into her jeans
[00:53.106]I punched an unemployed actor
[00:57.196]Defending her dignity
[01:01.045]Well, he stood up and knocked me through that barroom door
[01:04.920]And that girl came home with me
[01:09.540]Now baby's feeling funny in the morning
[01:13.527]She says she's got a lot on her mind
[01:17.817]Nature didn't give her any warning
[01:21.024]Now she's gonna have to leave her wild ways behind
[01:25.783]She says she doesn't care if she never spends
[01:29.517]Another night running loose on the town, she's gonna be a mother
[01:34.142]Take a look in my eyes and tell me, brother, if I look like I'm ready
[02:00.536]I told her I had always lived alone and I probably always would
[02:08.824]And all I wanted was my freedom
[02:11.822]And she told me that she understood
[02:16.490]But I let her do some of my laundry
[02:20.680]And she slipped a few meals in between
[02:25.122]And the next thing I remember, she was all moved in
[02:28.291]And I was buying her a washing machine
[02:32.549]My baby's feeling funny in the morning
[02:36.554]She says she's got a lot on her mind
[02:40.896]Nature didn't give her any warning
[02:44.523]But she's feeling better about it all the time
[02:49.463]She says she's ready for some meaning
[02:53.073]After all of her running around
[02:57.180]Bless my soul, she's got a rock and roll bandman
[03:01.656]Thinking bout settling down
[03:05.760]Bless my soul, she's got a rock and roll bandman
[03:09.658]Thinking bout settling down