作曲 : Reggie Watts
 There are rainbows
 There are leprechauns
 There are people who wear things
 Cause they have to, yes
 In the forests of regret
 Lie the lies of the innocent, and no
 We're not quite there yet

 When I look into your eyes
 I can see something in them
 Cause micro-motor movements are indicating responses
 And I can trip with that
 Cause I have experience in dealing with other humans
 Come on, get off your pillow
 Join in the song
 Give me some tweezers
 Help with the bong
 Skip out the resin
 For a pouring rainy day
 Put it in a matchbox
 Keep it in the freezer next to the sorbet

 Call up the car
 Use coded terms
 Wait for half an hour until the doorbell rings
 Giggle with your friends as you buzz your friend
 Your non-friend up to up to the door
 And they come right in with the bike messenger bag
 They flip it to the front side
 Un-velcro it before your eyes
 Bring little jewel-ish looking clear cubes of biological matter, yes
 And you look at the assortment and wish you could take it all
 And he says, choose whatever one you want but they are all the same
 But you convince yourself that the shape of the matter of the matter at hand
 Something that differentiates your selection from all the others
 And when you make your selection
 You give him money and he goes away as fast as he can

 And you start your smoking
 Your friend starts that Tolkien J. R. R.
 And you do what you needed
 And you cue up the beginning of your favorite movie
 Fletch Fletch Fletch