作词 : Wayne
If heartache was laughter then 
I'd be a clown 
If loneliness was happiness 
I could sure spread some round 
If hurting was like heaven there'd be no wings like mine 
If teardrops were silver oh how 
I'd shine 
If loving you was good for me 
I'd be the picture of health 
And if missing you was riches 
I'd own the world and all its wealth 
And if wanting you was wisdom 
I'd be the wisest and then 
I'd know why 
I lost you and could win your love again 
But hurting's not heaven it's more like someplace else 
But hurting is the one thing that 
I do so well 
Yes if heartaches were funny 
I could laugh all the time 
And if teardrops were silver oh how 
I'd shine if teardrops were silver oh how 
I'd shine