作词 : Mayall Get my lips to a bottle every once in a while Now everything's crazy, I got a great big smile But the question I'm asking Where did my legs go? Vision doubling and trembling, I'm getting dizzy with light I got the laziest feeling, I'm feeling all right But the question I'm asking Where did my legs go? Will you pour me another, 'cause I feel like a king If I tried to go walking it would be a good thing But the question I'm asking Where did my legs go? I'm a lunatic whino, I'm a talking machine I'm wide awake sleeping, is it really a dream? But if it isn't a dream then Where did my legs go?