作词 : Biafra, Jourgensen
Every day, my thoughts are consumed by winning
 I must win
 At everything I do, I my win
 My car must win
 My money must win
 My house must win
 My hair must win
 My kids must win
 My weiner must win
 My wife must win
 My mistress must win
 Wy trip to the bunny ranch must win
 I must win in business
 I must win when I mow the lawn
 If I do not win, I am not in control
 So I must win
 Again and again
 I don't need more
 But I must have it
 More more
 Or the game gets old
 I must win
 I must win
 Everyone else must lose
 Because I must win
 We have me the weapon of mass destruction...
 And it is us
 First in war
 First in guns
 First in beauty
 First in fun
 First in waste, first to first base
 First in bloody aftertaste
 First in waste, first to first base
 First in bloody aftertaste
 This is Viagraculture
 This is the USA
 Me: Arnold
 You: Girls gone wild
 This is how life must be
 To keep the sheep asleep
 Viagra stars
 Viagra cars
 Viagra bars
 Viagra scars
 This is Viagraculture
 This is the USA
 This is what you get x4
 This is Viagraculture
 This is the USA
 This is what you get x4
 Ah nothing is ever enough
 We get bored when we can't get stuff
 We like our leaders to be stupid and violent
 Regular guys like us
 What's so bad about the fall of Rome
 When we're the ones who got all the gold
 Never share anything with anyone else
 Or you're a bunch of girly men
 This is Viagraculture
 This is the USA