Earthling I love the way that you walk Earthling I love the way that you walk With your three little legs draggin' on the ground Now when you walk The people talk Earthling I love the way that you prance Earthling I love the way that you prance With your two little feet inches off the ground Oh you're so advanced You can even dance I guess I forgot Been 7000 years since I could walk that way C'mon show me how to play Yeah I must 'a forgot Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do I wanna examine you Earthling I love the way that you talk Earthling I love the way that you talk With just one little mouth you could blow up the world Now when you talk The people walk Yea I guess I forgot Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do I wanna examine you C'mere Earthling Let me take you aboard for awhile Let me just have a look I wanna examine you Now I put you here I just wanna see how you're doin' C'mon now pull 'em down and let me see Cough. Stick out your tongue and say, "Ah." Say what's a nice little being like you doin' on a dump like this?