作词 : Alex Cameron
 作曲 : Alex Cameron
 Oooh
 Calm me down, babe
 I know I've been away
 I'm coming back for the holidays
 Boots all shined, I'm Santa Claus with AIDS
 Selling pornographic polaroids and counterfeit shades
 When she said
 "You don't have to be
 My darling, so PC with me"
 Yeah, she said
 "You don't have to be
 So PC with me
 Because the meaner they are
 The harder I fall in love
 The meaner they are
 The harder I fall in love"
 I'm barely treading water, Roy Boy's clinging on
 Paddling drunk through airports
 On a raft of plastic bongs
 Been on dating apps in Budapest
 We got Figh as Huck in Prague
 Sodomy in Berlin without no guten Tag
 When she said
 "You don't have to be
 My darling, so PC with me"
 Yeah, she said
 "You don't have to be
 So PC with me
 Because the meaner they are
 The harder I fall in love
 The meaner they are
 The harder I fall in love"
 (Ooh, that's right)
 She said
 "The meaner they are
 The harder I fall in love"
 (In love, ooh, ahh)
 She said
 "The meaner they are
 The harder I fall in love"