作词 : Alex Cameron
 作曲 : Alex Cameron
 Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
 Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
 Good old Dane, what a shame
 He got done for a sexual harassment claim
 What about Phil, he lost his chill
 Had to go and eat that damn red pill
 And here come the grammar police
 Here comes the PC brigade
 And here comes the mattress on the floor
 From the bed you tried to get her to make
 And now you're living little lives without women
 And blaming them for all the change
 You thought the boys were gonna stay the same
 But no one cares about your good old days
 Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
 Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
 Poor Jack, that was slack
 He took the bait and hit his girl back
 And here comes Mike with the motorbike
 Guess he'll never get to see that little tyke
 And handsome Cory with his high school glory
 No one wants to hear these fxcking stories
 And here come the grammar police
 Here comes the PC brigade
 And here comes the mattress on the floor
 From the bed you tried to get her to make
 And now you're living little lives without women
 And blaming them for all the change
 You thought the boys were gonna stay the same
 But no one cares about your good old days
 Now you live a little life without women
 And blaming them for all the change
 You thought the boys were supposed to stay the same
 But no one cares about your good old days
 Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
 Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
 Feel so bad, feel so bad, feel so bad
 Feel so bad for the boys
 Not so sure I feel bad, feel so bad
 Feel so bad for the boys
 Guess I don't feel so bad, feel so bad, feel so bad
 Feel so bad, feel so bad for the boys