作词 : Alex Cameron
 作曲 : Alex Cameron
 I'm pleased to hear you're coming to visit soon
 Yeah, I'm glad to hear you're coming through
 I'll get the cabin ready for you and your girl
 Yeah, the wife and kids will be here too
 There's a guy who thinks I'm fxcking his girlfriend
 He says he's gonna make me cry
 But I couldn't get it up if I wanted to
 Man, yeah and I already wanna die
 If the end is nigh, baby
 I don't think I wanna survive
 If the end is nigh, baby
 Make it swift and let me die
 I started going along to the meetings
 Tequila down to my core
 But they remind me of my daddy
 With that bible sh!t
 And drinking coffee makes me wanna die more
 Gonna miss writing songs on piano
 Gonna miss Shay and her giant cans
 Gonna miss that pretty little Jew Rado
 Gonna miss my daughter growing into a man
 If the end is nigh, baby
 I don't think I wanna survive
 If the end is nigh, baby
 Make it swift and let me die
 She said "You look all hungover
 And you smell like a skunk"
 I said "How can I be hungover
 If I'm still drunk?"
 I'm still drunk, but I still can spot the sky-ay
 Yeah, I'm drunk, but I still know there's an almond in your eye
 Making sure I'm high
 Just in case the end is nigh