作词 : Cash
I give my woman half my money at the general store
I said, "Now buy a little groceries, and don't spend no more"
But she gave ten dollars for a ten cent hat
And bought some store bought cat food for that mean eyed cat
When I woke up this mornin' and 
I turned my head
There wasn't a cotton pickin' thing on her side of the bed
I found a little old note where her head belonged
It said, "Dear John, honey, baby, I'm long gone"
When I heard a whistle blowin', and the big wheels a-turnin'
I was scared as 
I could be
But I put on my overalls and 
I headed to town
Gonna bring her back with me
I asked the man down at the station if he'd seen her there
I told him all about her pretty eyes and long, blond hair
He spit his tobacco, said, "I'll be dad blamedI believe I did see her leavin' on the east bound train"
I bought a round trip ticket on the east bound train
I was broke as 
I could be
But when I come back and gotta buy another ticket
Gonna bring her back with me
Well, I got off the train somewhere in 
ArkansasAnd 
I worked up the guts to call my mother-in-law
She said, "I'll tell you where she is, if you act right""She's workin' four to twelve at trucker's world tonight"
Well when 
I walked in she saw me, and she took off her apron
And she grabbed her goin' home hat
She bought a ticket with her tips and now we're curled up on the sofa
Me and her and that mean eyed cat