I could hear you coming, so I hid by the couch
You were talking so loudly
I don't know what about
But you were drunker than high-school
Self-conscious and sweet
I never, ever felt so cool
Disguised in your sheets
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But l'm a constant headache
A tooth out of line
They try to make you regret it
You tell them, no, not this time
I'm just a constant headache
A dead pet device
You hang me up unfinished
With the better part of me no longer mine
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And then you finally found me
Pretending to sleep
You said such nice things about me
I felt guilty and cheap
You took two steps to the kitchen
Just stared at the sink
I couldn't hold back a smile
I still wish I could have seen
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You having sex in the morning
Your love was foreign to me
It made me think maybe human's
Not such a bad thing to be
But I just lay there in protest
Entirely f**ked
It's such a stubborn reminder
One perfect night's not enough
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It's just a constant headache
A tooth out of line
They try to make you regret it You tell them, no, not this time
It's just a constant headache
A dead pet device
You hang me up unfinished
With the better part of me no longer mine