[00:02.269]DELIA: The universe,
[00:03.764]is more than just space with no end
[00:06.263]LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
[00:07.769]Just think of the universe as a female best friend
[00:11.288]And you can be like
[00:12.807]"Hey, universe, what's happenin', girl?"
[00:16.301]And she'll be like
[00:17.297]"Oh, nothin'... just running the world."
[00:21.305]And you'll be like, "what?"
[00:22.809]And the universe will be like "I know!
[00:26.802]You're on the right track, girl
[00:28.059]I got your back, girl
[00:29.551]I'm helping you grow”
[00:31.306][00:30.781]
[00:31.804]Think positive
[00:33.059]Act positive
[00:34.553]You are a child of the earth!
[00:39.305]Life-coaching! Nailing it!
[00:41.557][00:40.783]
[00:42.054]Time to take command
[00:43.298]You dictate the hand
[00:44.556]The universe deals
[00:46.298]Look!
[00:46.807]Science makes no sense
[00:48.299]Who needs evidence?
[00:49.556]Go with your feels
[00:51.049]I'm like a radio
[00:53.301]Tuned to the stars
[00:56.808]I found my frequency
[00:58.052]Crystals speak to me
[00:59.315][00:58.796]
[00:59.812]LYDIA: What are they saying?
[01:00.808][01:00.301]
[01:01.057]DELIA: Buy more crystals!
[01:02.314]Everything, everything happens for a reason
[01:06.057]Be a beacon of light in the world
[01:08.310]Put a little "alright" in the world
[01:11.556]There are spiritual guides above
[01:13.310]Look up and see 'em
[01:16.309]Perception is reality
[01:18.810]Just listen to the melody the universe sings
[01:23.810]'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason
[01:27.567][01:27.347]
[01:28.066]LYDIA: Gee, I hate to break it to you.
[01:29.558]The universe is just the contents of time,
[01:31.809]matter and space
[01:33.066][01:33.095]
[01:33.315]DELIA: Yeah.
[01:34.062]LYDIA: Ninety-one billion light-years across
[01:35.816]And the earth's a small place
[01:37.557][01:37.597]
[01:37.850]Where good people die
[01:38.833][01:38.855]
[01:38.833]DELIA: No—
[01:39.332][01:40.100]
[01:39.581]LYDIA: Yeah.
[01:40.090]In famine and wars
[01:42.839]The pacific islands are sinking
[01:44.582]But negative thinking is hardly the cause
[01:47.580]You think life is all unicorns and rainbows
[01:50.589]'cause you're bored
[01:52.380][01:52.655]
[01:52.877]And positivity is a luxury that few can afford
[01:57.879]We're gonna die
[01:58.873]Yes, you and I
[02:00.629]In meaninglessness and alone
[02:05.130][02:05.689]
[02:06.872]DELIA: No no no! No!
[02:10.406]One day you may wake up alone
[02:13.406]LYDIA: Okay?
[02:15.409]DELIA: 'cause your husband and his boyfriend
[02:16.652]bought a boat
[02:17.150]and then they sailed away to Rome
[02:18.655][02:17.660]
[02:19.153]LYDIA: That's specific.
[02:20.147]DELIA: So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair
[02:22.650]Talkin' to the walls 'cause there's no one there
[02:24.651]And you have to buy a cat
[02:26.158][02:26.417]
[02:26.404]'cause that's your last chance to have a family
[02:29.154]Take it from me!
[02:32.402]That your aging ass will have to believe that —
[02:35.151][02:35.412]
[02:37.403]Everything, everything happens for a reason
[02:41.656]Put some more fun in the world
[02:43.649]A little "i am still young!!!" In the world
[02:47.155]Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em
[02:50.155][02:50.432]
[02:50.651]LYDIA: Is this still about me?
[02:52.174]DELIA: 'cause everything, everything happens—
[02:53.912]LYDIA: Sounds like terrible things can happen
[02:55.914]Because the universe is random
[02:59.163]DELIA: Yes, but- random for a reason!
[03:02.920]LYDIA: No reason!