[00:06.737][GIRL SCOUT:] This is it
[00:07.774]The day I've been waiting for
[00:09.332]Wishing, hoping, working, and praying for
[00:12.693]The day my parents have been delaying for years
[00:16.856]Ooh, I'm gonna sell some cookies
[00:18.968]It's not their fault that they're overprotective
[00:22.114]I was born with arrhythmia
[00:23.692]My heart is defective
[00:25.502]Only takes one shock and I could be dead from the fear
[00:29.415]Still, I'm gonna sell some cookies
[00:31.761]Hike by hike
[00:33.568]Song by song
[00:35.139]The Girl Scouts helped my heart grow strong
[00:38.028]They'd have my back if anything went wrong with me
[00:45.002]Jamborees, soda pop
[00:47.839]Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop
[00:50.987]From tetralogy of Fallot in my pulmonary artery!
[00:55.967]Whee!
[00:57.012]When you're a Girl Scout
[00:59.850]Everything's gonna work out
[01:03.008]Even if you're born with congenital heart disease
[01:06.898]And you could be killed by a random sneeze
[01:09.981]You're a Girl Scout
[01:12.548]Everything's gonna work out
[01:15.923]Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house
[01:24.684][LYDIA, spoken:] Hello, little girl
[01:26.903][GIRL SCOUT:] Oh, um, yes, um, hi!
[01:30.302]My name is Sky
[01:32.654]And I'm here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies
[01:37.338]Four dollars a box
[01:38.911]Would you like some?
[01:39.942][LYDIA, spoken:]Sure
[01:40.199][GIRL SCOUT, spoken:] Really?
[01:40.717][LYDIA:] Yeah, what flavours you got?
[01:42.261][GIRL SCOUT:]I've got chocolate, banana
[01:44.057]And oat bran, pecan
[01:45.606]Samoas and thin mints
[01:47.169]And one that tastes like apple pie
[01:50.306][LYDIA:] Why don't you come inside?
[01:51.623][GIRL SCOUT:] Well, we're really not supposed to
[01:53.437][LYDIA, spoken:] Why?
[01:53.697][GIRL SCOUT:] Pedophiles
[01:56.957]But it's so cold
[01:58.257]And you're not mean
[01:59.813]And no one gets molested by a gothy teen
[02:02.962]So I guess, okay, it's fine
[02:05.280][LYDIA:] Yeah?
[02:06.324][GIRL SCOUT:] Alright, I'll come inside
[02:12.828][GIRL SCOUT, spoken:] It's so dark in here
[02:14.121][LYDIA, spoken:] Is it? I hadn't noticed
[02:16.742][GIRL SCOUT, spoken:] Okay... well... Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home?
[02:23.480][BETELGEUSE, spoken:] Boo!
[02:24.266][GIRL SCOUT:] [*screams*]