[00:05.26]I was hot
[00:08.74]I went to parties a lot
[00:11.17]ya know
[00:12.03]I was driving Lamborghinis
[00:13.36]Sipping super-dry martinis
[00:14.83]In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht
[00:17.17]But I was depressed
[00:20.62]Oh also completely obsessed
[00:23.82]An unhappy beauty queen
[00:25.10]Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina
[00:26.60]I had such low self-esteem
[00:28.04]I was a mess
[00:29.64]So I gave it all up for the netherworld
[00:31.90]I've been here forever girl
[00:34.54]If I was more clever girl
[00:36.85]I would've stuck it out
[00:38.35]Knowing what life's about
[00:40.62]Pain and joy and suffering
[00:42.82]Failing but recovering
[00:45.03]I'll tell you another thing
[00:47.36]Everyone here is alone
[00:50.01]So if you are breathing
[00:51.44]Go home
[00:53.12]If I knew then
[00:55.06]What I know now
[00:58.68]I would have looked within and let love in somehow
[01:04.91]If I only knew
[01:07.02]The truth back then
[01:10.81]I wouldn't have had my little accident
[01:18.94]Don't be blind
[01:22.51]You left your whole life behind
[01:25.71]See a shrink
[01:26.43]Call a priest
[01:27.25]Ask the recently deceased
[01:28.65]Death is final and you cannot press rewind
[01:32.06]Don't jump when the light is red
[01:34.13]Toasters should be used for bread
[01:36.49]Never smoke cigars in bed
[01:38.73]Nietzsche was right y'know to live is to suffer bro
[01:41.78]Don't cheat on the one you wed
[01:43.94]Never whip a thoroughbred
[01:46.19]Angry pygmies shrunk his head
[01:48.39]Why did it take death to see
[01:51.42]Happiness was up to me
[01:54.19]If I knew then
[01:56.24]What I know now
[01:59.72]I would've laughed and danced
[02:01.21]And lanced every sacred cow
[02:06.26]I thought I knew
[02:08.05]But I was wrong
[02:11.73]'Cause life is short
[02:13.17]But death is super long
[02:15.57]I exploded
[02:18.14]
[02:47.93]If I knew then
[02:49.03]If I knew
[02:49.96]What I know now
[02:53.39]I would've crossed every line
[02:54.78]And drank all the wine
[02:56.59]Before my final bow
[02:59.70]If I knew if I knew
[03:01.66]The things that now I know
[03:05.19]I would ride the highs and cherish the lows
[03:07.76]Knowing it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo
[03:10.48]So before they lower the curtain be certain to enjoy the show
[03:19.34]That's what I know
[03:20.47]Life is short but death is long
[03:22.57]Here one minute then it's gone
[03:24.81]Thought I knew but I was wrong
[03:27.06]If I only knew what I know now
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