Please pass over your elixir drink
Today the world is much too bludgeoning
I need to numb me back into the womb
And there I will do cartwheels if there's room
If you could turn it all down just a notch
I wouldn't have not knock all your socks off
And, oh, I hate that Spice Girl that's named 'Posh'
I've got some time since I broke my watch
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
I'm clearly having one
Of my episodes
Bring out the credit card
Let's buy a friend a rose
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes
There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes
The newsstand man asked why I looked so glum
I gave him the finger, not the thumb
I haven't shaved so I look like a bum
Needless to say I ain't gonna get none
The taximan gave me a long free ride
He said I'd pent up energy inside
But I said to him, "Please tell me just who died
Bequeathing unto you the title Freud?"
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
I'm clearly having one
Of my episodes
Bring out the credit card
Let's buy a friend a rose
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes
There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes
I'm clearly having one
Of my episodes
Bring out the credit card
Let's buy a friend a rose
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes
There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes