[00:23.51]Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
[00:27.66]Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
[00:30.00]
[00:31.47]Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head
[00:34.47]Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
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[00:38.47]＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell.
[00:41.78]
[00:42.71]＂Ooh brrr Mamma: he's a double XL.＂
[00:49.00]
[00:49.61]By the second grade I was five foot two;
[00:53.05]
[00:53.69]Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
[00:56.25]
[00:57.38]Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall
[01:00.25]
[01:01.26]An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
[01:03.19]
[01:04.63]Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL:
[01:08.13]
[01:08.81]＂Ooh brrr son you're a double XL.＂
[01:12.07]
[01:12.75]Double XL double XL.
[01:14.75]
[01:15.38]Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell.
[01:18.00]
[01:19.82]Double XL double XL.
[01:22.06]
[01:24.00]I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[01:26.60]
[01:27.60]
[01:29.00]
[01:37.07]Here we go.
[01:37.69]
[01:38.45]Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida;
[01:40.82]
[01:42.19]Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
[01:43.88]
[01:45.95]A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold.
[01:49.07]
[01:49.70]They want a real man with meat on his bones.
[01:52.63]
[01:53.19]I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:
[01:56.67]They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL.＂
[02:01.58]Double XL double XL.
[02:03.45]
[02:04.77]Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:07.50]
[02:08.50]Double XL double XL.
[02:10.88]
[02:12.07]I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:15.06]
[02:15.88]
[02:18.13]
[02:27.07]Instrumental Break.
[02:27.44]（Double XL solo.）
[02:29.68]
[02:41.68]Well double XL double XL.
[02:44.49]
[02:46.06]Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:48.58]
[02:49.64]Double XL double XL.
[02:51.76]
[02:53.26]I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:56.32]
[02:57.01]
[02:59.21]
[03:04.21]Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself
[03:06.84]
[03:07.78]Why all the girls love a double XL.
[03:10.60]
[03:12.36]Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL.
[03:14.03]
[03:30.72]Yeah oh whoa.
[03:31.77]Triple X-L too.