作曲 : Coyne
  Porcupine people down in Porcupine Street walking up and down with those sharp old Porcupine feet , t hose Porcupine minds always following behind, talking about, talking about me (that's what they do)
 
 Oh well down on Porcupine Street, they love Porcupine minds, they have minds that are cruel and jagged, search behind my back, they point their finger at their Porcupine victim (that's me)
 
 Maybe I'm paranoid (x3) (all shout) he's paranoid, maybe I am? (I don't know really, I can't understand but maybe) maybe I'm paranoid (x3) I should be paranoid, maybe I am? (Yes you are, you said that)
 
 Porcupine people with Porcupine hair, walking up and down their Porcupine stairs with their Porcupine flair, with their little chicy, chicy, chicy ways (so smart)
 
 Those Porcupine people with the Porcupine caring, that means that Porcupine's just cut you, they don't do no sharing, they look out the window and they give you that Porcupine laser beam, laser beam
 
 Maybe I'm paranoid, I'm paranoid (x2), maybe I'm paranoid, shut up paranoid (that's what you say I am, maybe I am?) maybe I'm paranoid (x3) there's not much joy in being paranoid (listen to me, listen to me)
 
 Ah those Porcupine days in the Porcupine sun when the Porcupine people really all have fun, their jagged little fingers all scratching down my spine
 
 If I had a Porcupine knife, I'd cut off their Porcupine quills and I'd treat them badly like they treat me and I'd take them out to Porcupine tea and I'd poison every cup
 
 Maybe I'm paranoid, I'm paranoid (x3) I'm paranoid (it's clear, you can hear me), maybe I'm paranoid (x4), I'm paranoid, I'm paranoid
 
 So this Porcupine song it keeps going through my head, in the Porcupine night with the Porcupine dead that cling to my bed, that make Porcupine noises in my ears
 
 I have a Porcupine wish that you'd all go away and leave me for a Porcupine holiday, go away, go away, you Porcupines