作曲 : Coyne, Coyne
  My wife's best friend, she really loves to ball
 
 My wife's best friend, she really loves to do the rock'n'roll
 
 She can hully hully gully like nobody, like nobody I know
 
 She dances out in the garden most nights without any clothes
 
 My wife's best friend, she really turns me on, turns me on
 
 I get kinda hot when she knocks on the door
 
 Oh baby you're the one
 
 My wife's best friend, she's my secret love
 
 My wife's best friend, she's really my secret love
 
 She talks to me sweet on the telephone like a turtle dove (x2)
 
 Oh talk to me sweet, talk to me, oh sweetheart
 
 My wife's best friend, she's coming round tonight (x2)
 
 We're going to dance in the living room, I'll hold her tight
 
 Hope my wife stays out of the house, I hope it tonight, I hope it tonight
 
 Come on, all fade on
 
 I hop my wife stays away, I hope she stays away tonight