作词 : Parker
What I want you to do is count to ten
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two
On one you will be asleep, one
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm dreaming about being a blunt
I'm running around and 
I just can't wake up, hah!
I'm dreaming about being a blunt, ho!
I'm walking around and 
I just can't wake up
I'm tryin' to wake up, 
I can't wake up
So I run and jump, someone yelled get that blunt
Get that blunt, now 
I'm thinking this is major
I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor
I don't like this dream as a blunt
But I can't get out of it and 
I can't seem to wake up
So I'm running and racing blunt smokers are chasing
This is insane, 
I'm caught by 
House Of Pain 
I'm picked up
They said they gonna put my head out
They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out
Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready
They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
Check it out now, in the same attire here comes the fire
Now they lit it, now 
I'm burning by the minute but check it out
More heads came to chill
Everlast took a pull and passed me to 
Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill took a pull lungs are full, who's next?
I'm being passed to 
Das EfxAs they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps
It's really smokey but 
I can still see 
Black Sheep
Woe! Black 
Sheep gets me, relights me
Room is proper, 
I'm passed off to 
ShabbaShabba's voice gets low like a tuba
He said, "Me no follow no rumor", and passed me to 
Grand Puba
I wasn't burnin' right so 
Puba got mad at me
And said who rolled this and passed me to 
Kid CapriKid 
Capri said, "I won't frontPass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt"
Redman said no need to re-roll
And passed me to 
De La Soul
De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin'
Now they're buggin' 'cause they passed me to 
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton said 
I'll smoke but 
I won't inhale
I'll only hit it twice, he got slapped by 
Greg NiceNow 
I fell on the floor, 
Greg Nice picked me up
I'm a blunt being smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
Get me out of this, somebody wake me up
I'm still on fire and 
I'm still being smoked up
Half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head
Now my head is being pinched by 
Ted-D-TedA crazy nightmare 
I got to go
I got to wake up and 
I'm passed off to 
Yo-YoYo-Yo gets respect as a lady, she didn't smoke
She passed me off to 
Showbiz and 
A.G.A.G. said respect due see
He got one big pull and passed me to 
Smooth BSmooth 
B. although he's talking to 
Ted-DTook a hit and passed me to 
Fab 5 Freddy
Freddy said 
Yo! There's nothing left 
PopLooked at me in my face and passed me to 
Chubb Rock
Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chillIf you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill"
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and 
I can't wake up
I'm dreaming