[00:00.000] 作词 : Kesha Sebert/Stuart Crichton/Stephen Wrabel/Pebe Sebert [00:01.000] 作曲 : Kesha Sebert/Stuart Crichton/Stephen Wrabel/Pebe Sebert [00:14.56]You could ride a unicorn to school [00:16.99]And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare [00:19.85](No, you don’t) [00:22.10]And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free [00:25.39]That makes sense and that's fair [00:27.23](No, it’s not) [00:29.19]And if you were a lady [00:31.13]Then you own your lady parts [00:33.08]Just like a man goes to a dealership [00:35.29]And then he owns a car [00:37.08]Vroom, vroom [00:41.38]**** you (**** you) [00:43.55]What if life as we knew it was over? [00:51.21]Guess what? God is a woman, I know her [00:58.70]What if rich, white, straight men [01:01.54]Didn't rule the world anymore? [01:04.06](Hahahahahahahahaha) [01:06.60]What if rich, white, straight men [01:09.02]Didn't rule the world anymore? [01:11.64](Hahahahahahahahaha) [01:14.89]If you're from another land, then come here [01:17.34]You won't have to climb a wall [01:19.26](Yes, you will!) [01:22.17]And if you are a boy who loves a boy [01:24.22]You'll get a wedding cake and all [01:26.37](Not in Colorado!) [01:28.93]And if you are a lady and you do your lady work [01:32.95]Then you will make as many dollars as the boys [01:36.05]Not just two thirds [01:37.23]Cha-ching [01:39.68]**** you (**** you) [01:43.47]What if life as we knew it was over? [01:51.21]Guess what? God is a woman, I know her [01:58.61]What if rich, white, straight men [02:01.59]Didn't rule the world anymore? [02:04.15](Hahahahahahahahaha) [02:06.71]What if rich, white, straight men [02:09.12]Didn't rule the world anymore? [02:11.65](Hahahahahahahahaha) [02:14.24]Twinkle, twinkle little star [02:18.41]How I wish the world was different [02:29.26]Where who you love and who you are [02:33.31]Was nobody’s ******* business [02:40.07]What if rich, white, straight men [02:42.91]Didn’t rule the world anymore? [02:45.61](Hahahahahahahahaha) [02:47.75]What if rich, white, straight men [02:50.17]Didn't rule the world anymore? [02:53.03](Hahahahahahahahaha) [02:54.98]What if rich, white, straight men [02:57.73]Didn’t rule the world anymore? [03:00.57](Hahahahahahahahaha) [03:02.78]What if rich, white, straight men [03:05.12]Didn't rule the world anymore? [03:07.99](Hahahahahahahahaha) [03:09.96]What if...?