Ring-a-ling with the telephone 
Is the man of the house home 
Your master card is overdue 
We need a payment from you 
Right now 
Right away 
I ain't got nothing to send you today 
But I'm gonna give you all your money 
Soon as I get paid 
The joint was jumping 
It was Saturday night 
Her hair was long 
And her dress was tight 
I looked at her 
She looked at me 
And the champagne started flowing 
Till a quarter to three 
Look Mr. Bartender 
I'm gonna make it okay 
I?ll give you all your money 
Soon as I get paid 
Monday morning 
Money's gone 
It's a doggone shame 
Don't worry 
I?ll get you straight 
We'll be fine 
You'll get yours 
When I get mine 
Got a letter 
From the IRS 
Saying your tax return 
Is a terrible mess 
We want our money 
We don't like to wait 
Please come in and see us 
On such and such a date 
Right now 
Right away 
Don't get crazy 
Don't try no mess 
Or we'll take all your money 
Soon as you get paid 
Soon as you get paid