[00:12.76]Something's wrong, I can feel it
[00:15.40]Where do I begin
[00:18.31]A case has been built against me
[00:20.47]That I ain't never gonna win
[00:23.57]I get blamed for everything
[00:26.13]It's gettin' kinda rough
[00:29.38]No matter how much or what I do
[00:32.21]It ain't never gonna be enough
[00:34.02]
[00:34.47]I should've stayed with Suzy
[00:36.54]She made me feel like a man
[00:40.21]You should've stayed with Tommy
[00:43.12]He had a big sedan
[00:46.09]If I'd've married Ophelia
[00:48.88]We'd have a happy home
[00:51.89]You could've been with that Enzo
[00:54.65]You'd be livin' in Rome
[00:56.36]
[01:03.45]I wanted to get closer
[01:06.17]She wasn't in the mood
[01:08.98]She said, "I just want to lay here
[01:11.80]"Cuddle, kiss and spoon"
[01:14.85]She got me all excited
[01:17.46]Then she dozed off to sleep
[01:20.34]I laid there wide awake
[01:23.08]Disappointed, countin' sheep
[01:24.54]
[01:26.52]I should've stayed with that waitress
[01:29.49]She was a lot of fun
[01:31.17]You should've stayed with that cop
[01:34.27]The one with the big long gun
[01:37.81]I should've married that showgirl
[01:40.57]That you thought was overweight
[01:42.78]You should've stayed with that trainer
[01:46.00]Maybe you'd have stayed in shape
[01:49.69](Come on, hey)
[01:50.73]
[02:12.89]You tried on a dress
[02:14.92]And you asked me, "Do I look fat?"
[02:17.85]I said you look great
[02:20.75]You said, "Waddya mean by that?"
[02:23.98]Bottom line
[02:27.41]I got no regrets
[02:30.17]Baby, you're the best thing
[02:32.57]Any man could ever get
[02:34.61]
[02:36.04]If I'd have stayed with Suzy
[02:39.11]I wouldn't have you
[02:41.70]If you'd have stayed with that Tommy
[02:44.01]He'd have cheated on you
[02:46.89]If I'd have married Ophelia
[02:50.35]She'd have took my home
[02:52.95]And if you still like Enzo
[02:55.53]Well you can both go straight to Rome
[02:57.56]
[02:59.06]If I'd have stayed with Suzy
[03:02.03]I wouldn't have you
[03:04.92]If you'd have stayed with Tommy
[03:07.81]He'd have cheated on you
[03:10.55]If I'd have married Ophelia
[03:12.57]She'd have took my home
[03:15.89]And if you still like Enzo
[03:18.48]Well you can both go straight to…
[03:21.02](Well that's alright, ha)