Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? In number 69 there lives a transvestite He's a man by day but he's a woman at night There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein Says he's on the chart to start a third world war Ohhhhh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood At a 110 they haven't paid the rent So there goes the T.V. with the repo men In 999 they make a living from crime The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time Ohhhh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood Who lives in a house like this ? Who lives in a house like this ? In number 18 there lives a big butch queen He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean In 666 there lives a Mister Miller He's our local vicar and a serial killer Ohhhh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood Who lives in a house like a this ? (Who lives here man?) Who lives in a house like this ? They want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive So you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive Ohhhh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood