[00:00.000] 作曲 : John Dempsey/Dana P. Rowe
[00:04.033] Grahame: How do you like to hear, a little story kiddies.
[00:08.933] Tell me.
[00:13.083] Nothing like a well-told story, kiddies
[00:16.781] So who here'd like to hear about your dear old uncle Grahame?
[00:22.303] Born the prodigal son
[00:24.307] Should have had it made
[00:25.974] But sadly, it would not be so
[00:28.466] Cursed with childhood polio
[00:30.938] I st-st-stuttered my way through the seventh grade
[00:38.463] Watched my little brother
[00:40.119] Win the student council race
[00:44.949] Perfect smile
[00:46.135] Chisled bod
[00:47.597] Captain of the
[00:48.977] Football squad
[00:50.421] Tall, athletic
[00:51.792] Next to God
[00:53.626] Reed could do no wrong
[00:55.892] But no bad feelings!
[00:58.349] Reed could do no wrong
[01:01.107] Still...
[01:03.302] We were best of buddies, Reed and I
[01:06.073] Until those college years came by...
[01:18.091] Grahame and Reed:Two guys at Harvard
[01:19.756] Making a name
[01:21.498] One was athletic
[01:22.988] The other was lame
[01:24.777] Two guys at Harvard
[01:26.237] Forward they forge
[01:27.998] Leaning on each other
[01:29.351] Just like Ira and George!
[01:33.921] Two guys at Harvard
[01:35.992] Oh, what a pair
[01:37.945] Reed:Grahame had the smarts
[01:38.956] Grahame:Reed had fabulous hair
[01:41.032] Grahame and Reed:One had the looks
[01:42.137] And one had the plan
[01:43.958] So between the two of them
[01:45.918] You had quite a man!
[01:47.671] Oh, those Harvard days
[01:51.062] Oh, those Harvard nights
[01:53.985] We're talking fancy airs
[01:55.830] And frat-house antics
[01:57.588] French champagne
[01:58.870] And greek semantics
[02:01.003] Tailored suits
[02:02.331] And home-made beer
[02:04.610] Live it up, boys...
[02:07.144] Because it's all downhill from here!
[02:10.859] Reed:Hey, Grahame!
[02:12.052] Grahame:Yes Reed!
[02:12.692] Reed:Grahame! Tell me, how does a crippled boy change a light bulb?
[02:16.914] Grahame:I don't know, Reed.
[02:18.500] How does a crippled boy change a light bulb?
[02:20.805] Reed:He doesn't! He gets his healthy younger brother to do it for him...
[02:25.518] Grahame and Reed:...Just like everything else!
[02:29.168] Reed:Hey, Grahame!
[02:29.819] Grahame:Yes Reed!
[02:30.253] Reed:Grahame!
[02:30.832] Grahame:Reed!
[02:31.274] Reed:Hey, Grahame!
[02:32.026] Grahame:Oh Reed!
[02:32.735] Reed:Why did the stutterer cross the road?
[02:35.756] Grahame:I don't know, Reed.
[02:37.589] Why did the stutterer cross the road?
[02:40.420] Reed:To get to the other s-s-s-s-s-s-s-side!
[02:45.999] Grahame and Reed:Walla-walla-boom!
[02:47.502] Reed:How about doing a little hat and crutch number for us, Grahame!
[02:52.709] (dance)
[03:08.293] Grahame and Reed:Oh, those Harvard days
[03:11.411] Oh, those Harvard nights
[03:14.469] We're talking fancy airs
[03:16.155] And frat-house antics
[03:18.230] French champagne
[03:19.436] And greek semantics
[03:21.387] Tailored suits
[03:22.710] And home-made beer
[03:24.564] Live it up, boys...
[03:27.534] Because it's all downhill from here!
[03:31.442] Grahame:And then there were the girls!
[03:33.135] Oh, the campus was swarming with 'em!
[03:35.126] And the queen of them all was Violet!
[03:40.221] Now, originally - as hard as this is to believe -
[03:43.476] Violet was my date.
[03:44.702] Reed was set up with her best friend from the Sorority house.
[03:47.920] Violet:But I'm a firm believer in not having to play the hand you're dealt!
[03:54.439] Grahame, Reed and Violet:And we went roller skating
[03:55.767] Dancing
[03:58.330] Squiring and romancing
[04:01.207] Drinking at our neighbourhood canteen
[04:03.929] Then to the cinema
[04:05.755] We're foray
[04:07.707] Looking for amore
[04:09.743] Somewhere darkened
[04:12.070] Mezzanine
[04:13.892] And soon the woman come to love the man
[04:15.735] (If not the one they thought)
[04:17.110] Ev'rything according to plan...
[04:19.934] Her plan...
[04:21.304] Reed ruled the campus
[04:22.743] Preened like a ham
[04:24.264] Body by God
[04:25.832] And ideas by Grahame
[04:27.620] Then they met Vi'let
[04:29.375] Sexy and slim
[04:30.845] She played 'em off each other
[04:32.339] Till the brothers turned Grim (m)
[04:34.466] Two guys at Harvard
[04:35.854] Met with a dame
[04:37.518] Who wanted the cute one
[04:39.056] But dated the lame
[04:41.018] Two guys at Harvard
[04:42.318] Flirting with death
[04:44.010] Picture Cain and Abel
[04:45.546] Courtin' Lady Macbeth!
[04:47.194] Oh, those Harvard days
[04:50.695] Oh, those Harvard nights
[04:53.920] We're talking fancy airs
[04:55.618] And frat-house antics
[04:57.543] French champagne
[04:58.766] And greek semantics
[05:00.906] Tailored suits
[05:02.285] And home-made beer
[05:04.202] Live it up, boys...
[05:07.087] Because it's all downhill from here!