作曲 : John Dempsey/Dana P. Rowe
 Tina:Indiana mother
 Died last week in a townhouse fire.
 No one heard her cries
 But they saved her babies
 Never caught her name
 Had no living relatives
 No one but the kids she left behind
 They say the oldest boy's the one to blame...
 And I cried
 Ashes in a heap
 And I cried
 And I cried
 But don't let that fool you, baby
 Tears come cheap...
 Woman in Long Island
 Older name in the register
 Killed her husband's girlfriend
 Last September
 Used a .45
 They found it in her cookie jar
 Now she sits inside a county jail
 And no one's left to run the P.T.A...
 And I cried
 Justice made a sweep
 And I cried
 And I cried
 But don't let that fool you, baby
 Tears come cheap...
 Tina and Girls: Mistress of deception
 Practiced in the arts
 Ace of diamond solitaire
 Quenn of broken hearts
 Candy for the taking
 China for the bulls
 Mistress of deception
 Patron saint of fools
 Tina:Happy birthday
 Mr Senator
 Happy birthday
 Health and joy
 Happy birthday
 Loverboy
 The only decent piece left in the pie
 Happy birthday, baby, and goodbye...
 Tina and Girls:The only decent piece left in the pie
 Tina:Happy birthday, baby, and goodbye...
 Hot young actor
 Died last night in an L.A club
 Ecstasy and book
 And too much Nyquil
 Had the sweetest face
 Warm, shy and innocent
 Sexy in that careless kinda way
 The newsman said his heart stopped just like that...
 And I cried
 Price of fame was steep
 And I cried
 And I cried
 But don't let that fool you, baby
 Tears come cheap...
 Tina and Girls:Mistress of deception
 Practiced in the arts
 Ace of diamond solitaire
 Quenn of broken hearts
 Candy for the taking
 China for the bulls
 Mistress of deception
 Patron saint of fools
 Candy for the taking
 China for the bulls
 Mistress of deception
 Tina:Patron saint of fools