[00:00.000] 作曲 : John Dempsey/Dana P. Rowe
[00:10.473] Cal: Profile, cunning
[00:11.764] Wardrobe, stunning
[00:13.504] Top of his game!
[00:17.247] Wise adherents
[00:18.718] Sharp appearance
[00:20.421] And oh, that fam'ly name!
[00:25.607] He's riding the spotlight!
[00:27.795] See him!
[00:30.525] He's ready and poised to run
[00:35.686] He's riding the spotlight!
[00:38.154] See him!
[00:40.454] Where he belongs...!
[00:44.012] Where he's the one...!
[00:48.358] America's son
[00:49.604] Rising
[00:50.718] America's son
[00:53.029] Sizing up the stage
[00:54.531] Rising to
[00:55.756] A brand-new age
[00:59.798] Rising, America's son
[01:06.155] Cal and Violet:Thoughts reflected
[01:08.059] Speech perfected
[01:10.050] He's got it down
[01:13.774] Aristocratic
[01:15.079] Charismatic
[01:16.916] And oh, that family crown!
[01:23.448] America's son
[01:25.141] Rising
[01:26.954] America's son
[01:28.539] Sizing up the stage
[01:30.117] Rising to
[01:31.263] A brand-new age
[01:35.367] Rising
[01:36.717] Grahame: Now, Cal, you are going to limit yourself to three topics.
[01:41.376] Leslie Pynchon:And only three.
[01:44.109] Grahame: The public can digest no more.
[01:45.813] The economy...
[01:47.193] Crime...
[01:48.043] Taxes...
[01:48.929] Say it with me.
[01:49.840] Grahame and Cal: The economy...Crime...Taxes...
[01:52.421] Grahame: Very good. They're safe, you see.
[01:54.424] Not too extreme
[01:55.165] not too abstract.
[01:55.927] You must stay away from big words.
[01:57.625] Cal: Cool.
[01:58.110] Grahame: Yes. Well.
[01:58.802] I didn't think that would be a problem. Now...
[02:00.933] The economy!
[02:01.503] Cal: The economy!
[02:02.448] Grahame:  The economy!
[02:03.357] Cal:Yes, I know, Grahame...
[02:04.279] Grahame: Every time you hear that word
[02:06.123] You think
[02:06.743] You say
[02:07.698] The following things...
[02:09.161] Assistants: Steady growth
[02:10.855] Lower interest
[02:13.468] Grahame: Stay within your theme
[02:15.884] Assistants: Save our jobs!
[02:18.065] Save our jobs!
[02:19.693] Grahame and Leslie: Nothing too abstract
[02:21.526] Nothing too extreme
[02:23.160] Cal and Assistants: Nothing too abstract
[02:25.012] Nothing too extreme
[02:26.599] Grahame: Perfect. You have to keep your clientele happy, you know.
[02:29.470] Leslie: The happier they are, the more power you wield.
[02:31.400] Grahame: It's called the upper hand.
[02:33.567] Now...Crime!
[02:34.778] Cal: Crime!
[02:35.553] Grahame: Crime!
[02:36.435] Cal: Heard you the first time...
[02:37.306] Grahame: Every time you hear that word
[02:39.041] You think
[02:39.651] You say
[02:40.517] The following things...
[02:42.366] Assistants: Three strikes
[02:43.701] Life sentance
[02:46.012] Grahame:Stay within your theme
[02:48.873] Assistants:Save the children!
[02:50.906] Save the children!
[02:53.018] All:Nothing too abstract
[02:54.443] Nothing too extreme
[02:56.226] Nothing too abstract
[02:58.016] Nothing too extreme
[02:59.564] Grahame:Excellent. Anytime you're asked about crime
[03:01.854] you spit those words out.
[03:03.618] Leslie:Three times if possible
[03:04.725] Grahame:The rule is three
[03:06.160] Cal:What if I forget?
[03:07.614] Leslie:Don't.
[03:08.057] Grahame:And don't let yourself get thrown. The upper hand, my boy. You have to keep the upper hand.
[03:13.699] Cal:You say that a lot.
[03:14.323] Grahame:Nothing more important than the upper hand.
[03:16.798] Now on to taxes!
[03:18.304] Cal:Taxes
[03:19.123] Grahame:Yes taxes!
[03:20.045] Cal:This is getting boring, Grahame...
[03:20.965] Grahame:Ev'rytime you hear that word
[03:22.446] You think
[03:23.114] You say
[03:24.024] The following things -
[03:26.510] Prudent tax cuts
[03:28.522] Modest reductions
[03:29.660] Pork barrel
[03:31.038] State waste
[03:31.792] Unnecessary
[03:32.847] Programs
[03:33.743] Must unite
[03:34.940] To buck the trend
[03:36.487] Government
[03:37.587] Spending has to end
[03:39.807] Now say it with me -
[03:41.423] All:Prudent tax cuts
[03:42.679] Modest reductions
[03:44.213] Pork barrel
[03:45.009] State waste
[03:45.691] Unnecessary
[03:46.410] Programs
[03:47.160] Must unite
[03:47.868] To buck the trend
[03:50.031] Government
[03:50.757] Spending has to end
[03:52.580] Grahame:Once more.
[03:53.641] Cal and Assistants: Prudent tax cuts
[03:55.735] Modest reductions
[03:56.964] Pork barrel
[03:57.664] State waste
[03:58.331] Unnecessary
[03:59.007] Programs
[03:59.702] Must unite
[04:00.682] To buck the trend
[04:02.439] Government
[04:03.041] Spending has to end
[04:05.165] Leslie:Three times!
[04:06.414] All:Has to end
[04:07.809] Has to endGovernment spending
[04:10.992] Has to end
[04:14.905] Grahame:Now let's go try him out...
[04:17.507] Newscaster:...With commanding 56 to 44 percent lead,
[04:21.593] We are predicting that Calvin Chandler has been elected to the coveted City Council race.
[04:26.272] As expected Calvin Chandler is our newest City Councilman!
[04:30.246] Cal's Supporters:America's son
[04:32.126] Taking his place!
[04:33.888] America's son
[04:35.589] Winning the race -
[04:38.699] So whaddaya say to that
[04:40.840] Mr. Councilman?
[04:42.088] Whaddaya say to that...?