作词 : Fred Ebb
 作曲 : John Kander
Am I dying mama
Hooo Listen to him
A good son doesn't die before his mother
You are going to see me off thank you very much
And I am going to be waiting for you with a good warm shaw
I'm so sick Mama
A good son sees his poor old mother through her old age
He doesn't leave her for a tummy ache
You're not old
You're still beautiful
I bet you say that to all the girls
There are no girls Mama
I have brought you such shame
No Luis only if you did something cruel or uncaring
You could never shame me
There I've told you so
Many things confuse me
But this I know
Let the neighbors gossip
At the mention of your name
You have never brought me shame
I know some mamas have roughnecks
Who never bring them joy
Thank God you're not that kind of boy
I know that you're different
I don't really care
I would never change a hair
You like this Valentin don't you
To him I'm a silly window dresser
That's all I am to everyone but you
Hoo What nonsense
Some other mamas have children
Whose secrets hurt them so
But you have no secrets I already know
And you could never shame me
Let me say out loud
I've a son a loving son
Who makes me proud