She’s got good motor skills 
When she’s stuffed to the gills 
So honey say what you will 
She’s no stranger to pain 
She sleeps in the rain ‘
Cause she’s got nothin’ to gain 
Ooh she’s a hot mess 
Been tryin’ to pin her down 
Such a hot mess 
She’s bound to be makin’ rounds 
She’s a hot mess 
She does her personal best 
With stains on her dress 
She’s a reliable wreck 
She’s been payin’ her dues 
With her skanky tattoos 
And her sensible shoes 
CHORUS She lets her juices flow 
When she’s layin’ low 
Cuz that’s how she rolls 
She’s got a lopsided grin 
When she don’t know where she’s been 
She’s my possible kin 
CHORUS She comes across as a man 
With her spray-on tan 
But she don’t give a damn 
She wears her hair in a bun 
When she gets the job done 
She takes no shit from no one 
CHORUS She’s a hot mess 
Couldn’t care less 
Makes a hot mess