[00:24.340]Our company was just starting a deal
[00:26.730]when it occurred my boss to hire me, lady STL
[00:29.180]Lost of clever candidates demonstrated
[00:32.900]broad vision at selection process go-no-go decision
[00:34.690]My sexiest gear pushed on decision's taking
[00:36.900]- I'm ready to start, heh, money-making
[00:39.360]Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job:
[00:41.600]'Another bitch in the house,
[00:42.600]why not a nice baby-pop?'
[00:44.090]Shut up, shit, I just thought to myself
[00:46.340]I'm a lady STL, I'll give you hell
[00:48.790]She went on explaining what is our common dream
[00:51.280]Sat back introducing our company's team:
[00:53.870]'Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!'
[00:59.550]I knew they're ultimate dorks, despite all that crap
[01:02.340]I had to get to my wizzwork
[01:03.730]
[01:07.670]One produces that shit
[01:08.720]Somebody gotta use it
[01:10.210]And I just sit and spit
[01:11.460]And we all do that in the company's interest
[01:17.510]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[01:18.710]Toady-boy steals a bit
[01:19.960]And I just sit and spit
[01:21.210]And we all do that in the company's interest
[01:26.640]
[01:27.090]Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused
[01:29.170]By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse
[01:31.710]Talking 'bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants
[01:34.060]What she needs, who she wants,
[01:35.300]who's another guy to bonk
[01:36.550]After that Mr. Low couldn't restrain
[01:38.250]from porno web-sites
[01:39.290]Waiting for the colleagues leave the office
[01:41.090]and to work nights
[01:42.090]Toady-boy was not just curious in this
[01:44.140]His investigator's talent never left him in peace
[01:46.840]Next morning secretary's giggling in the hall
[01:48.930]Resealed the whole story with the message to all
[01:51.220]We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low ever lower
[01:53.810]Miss Thang - just delicious, trying to get over
[01:56.310]So I concluded that for well-paid positions
[01:58.760]One should abandon all the inner inhibitions
[02:01.250]Corporate Logic is something like black box,
[02:03.590]But finally I've guessed how all this stupid
[02:05.690]system works :
[02:08.370]
[02:10.220]One produces that shit
[02:11.230]Somebody gotta use it
[02:12.620]And I just sit and spit
[02:14.810]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:19.850]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[02:21.190]Toady-boy steals a bit
[02:22.330]And I just sit and spit
[02:23.580]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:29.690]One produces that shit
[02:30.860]Somebody gotta use it
[02:32.370]And I just sit and spit
[02:33.610]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:39.500]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[02:40.890]Toady-boy steals a bit
[02:41.880]And I just sit and spit
[02:43.230]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:53.900]Our company was just starting a deal
[02:56.100]when it occurred my boss to hire me
[02:59.340]One produces that shit
[03:00.180]Somebody gotta use it
[03:01.670]And I just sit and spit
[03:02.880]And we all do that in the company's interest
[03:08.900]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[03:10.100]Toady-boy steals a bit
[03:11.490]And I just sit and spit
[03:12.840]And we all do that in the company's interest
[03:18.680]One produces that shit
[03:19.920]Somebody gotta use it
[03:21.110]And I just sit and spit
[03:22.460]And we all do that in the company's interest
[03:28.500]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[03:29.690]Toady-boy steals a bit
[03:30.890]And I just sit and spit
[03:32.130]And we all do that in the company's interest