[00:00.200]原唱：Mr.Miss
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[00:00.950]翻唱：牛油果
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[00:01.881]DJ女：各位听众朋友们大家好
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[00:04.881]DJ男：今天的节目又跟大家见面了
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[00:08.077]DJ女：怎样给朝夕相处的恋人
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[00:10.261]一份惊喜、一份感动？
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[00:13.203]我想最好的礼物
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[00:14.953]就是那些藏在你心里
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[00:17.401]平日羞于表达的真心话
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[00:20.339]DJ男：真诚是恋爱中最珍贵的美德
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[00:24.340]可以帮助我们
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[00:25.533]加深彼此间的体谅、理解与信任
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[00:30.784]DJ男&女：爱，要勇敢地
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[00:33.231]说——出——来——！
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[00:39.665]Music
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[00:43.915]你这么丑了
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[00:46.165]还要求这么多
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[00:48.665]你怎么不上天呢
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[00:52.845]你撩别的女的
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[00:55.095]以为我不晓得
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[00:57.595]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:01.848]宝贝没关系我来助你一臂之力
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[01:06.595]扶摇直上九万里
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[01:09.094]出门左转不送你
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[01:11.095]这些年你的内裤都是我洗的
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[01:15.595]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:20.095]看把你给厉害的！
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[01:24.775]Music
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[01:29.209]包给你买得
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[01:31.209]整个家都堆满了
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[01:33.888]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:37.077]一天到晚你
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[01:38.327]翻我的短信
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[01:40.327]连我妈都不放过
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[01:43.078]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:47.032]宝贝没关系我来助你一臂之力
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[01:52.033]扶摇直上九万里
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[01:54.283]反正你最了不起
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[01:56.533]每次要亲热
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[01:58.283]你都说你太困了
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[02:01.036]看电视的时候
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[02:03.282]你的精神不还好得很么
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[02:05.532]看把你给厉害的！
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[02:10.033]Music
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[02:14.973]来电听众女：你说他不洗衣服就算了吧
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[02:16.417]他还不换衣服他还不洗澡他还不刷牙他还非得亲我
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[02:18.668]你说这日子还有法过吗？！！！
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[02:23.667]Music
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[02:24.358]来电听众男：她打我她她她……
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[02:25.800]竟然打我……她怎么打我呢
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[02:28.049]她打我
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[02:29.549]Scat
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[02:37.498]这句话在我心里憋好多年了
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[02:41.692]你怎么不上天呢
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[02:45.942]多少次想把你掐死
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[02:48.192]（把你掐死）
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[02:50.192]可是我没下得了手
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[02:52.942]（下不了手）
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[02:54.692]所以我
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[02:55.385]还
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[02:56.385]是
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[02:57.635]爱
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[02:58.635]你
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[02:59.885]的！