I came down to the breakfast table 
Felt like 
I could cry 
Tried so hard, but wasn’t able, 
To look you in the eye 
For I am feeling so much shame 
Yes I have brought disgrace 
Can tell I soiled my good name 
By the look upon your face… 
Well, it seems last night you caught me spanking it 
No use denying it, 
I was really cranking it 
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad. 
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad 
I didn’t hear you enter, no 
I didn’t hear the door 
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor 
Now daddy 
I'm ashamed and completely understand 
If you never want to hug again, or even shake my hand 
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 
No use denying it, 
I was really cranking it 
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad 
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been had 
Talk to me dad 
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish 
So I said “could you close the door, 
I really wanna finish.” 
Another 30 seconds and if all had gone to plan, you'd have seen your future grandchildren, running down your hand. 
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 
No use denying it, 
I was really cranking it 
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad, 
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad 
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty, 
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing thirty 
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it 
No use denying it, 
I was really cranking it 
Dry your eyes, don’t be so sad 
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been… 
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that… 
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad talk to me dad