作曲 : Lynch
She gotta smile, 
Yeah, She gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me 
She gotta wink, a wink across the bar and 
I know that it's meant to be. 
She gotta walk, 
OOH, she walkin' over and 
I know IT could be my day. 
She got a ... friend, 
Aaaaw she gotta friend; 
And she standin' in her way?!? 
It's her big fat friend! 
Oh god there's always one 
Big fat friend 
To spoil my ****ing fun! 
Now baby baby baby if it's boots you wanna knock, 
Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna block the cock. 
Now I'm afraid of no man, 
With any I'll contend, 
But I cannot compete with your 
Big Fat Friend. 
So Big fat friend, 
Ah, we meet again! 
YOU won't leave her alone, 
YOU ROLL Y
OUR eyes; make sarcastic comments while you're suckin' on that chicken bone. 
BUT THATS 
OK, YOU think you've won the battle but 
I tend to disagree. 
See I know you, and your 
Achilles Heel, 
And he's standing next to me. 
My non-discriminating friend (So what that you're a cow!) 
Non-discriminating friend! (I'll **** you anyhow!) 
I know he smells of whisky and he's had a couple rounds, 
But with every shot of 
Jaeger hey you loose a couple pounds! 
Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end, 
Just you and me and my pal, and your big fat (x4) 
Friiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!