作曲 : Lynch
Everyone knows 
JesusThe guy who healed the lame.
Well I am 
Jesus's brother
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the 
Prince of 
Peace.Jesus is the 
Lamb.Jesus is the 
Son of God
But Craig don't give a damn.
Because when 
Craig's in sight
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine
But into cold 
Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, 
I know,Don't walk on 
H2O,But I got hydroponic ******t that me and 
Judas grow.
I'm ******' 
CraigI'm ******' 
CraigYeah 
I'm ******' 
CraigCraig 
ChristI hang out with 
Lepers,Barabas and 
Salome.Jesus's friends are called 
Apostles.Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to 
Rome.But it would be a miracle
If he brought a ****** lady home.
Because when 
Jesus is prayin'
****** Craig is layin'
Every lady in the 
TestamentYou know what im sayin?
I won't die for your sins
Like my famous kin.
But if you have a little sister
Then theres room at this inn.
I'm ******' 
Craig.Yeah 
I'm ******' 
Craig.****** 
Craig.Craig 
Christ.Jesus was our mothers fav.
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree.
YeahAnd now the question for you
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig 
Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the 
Lord will allow
You've got to ask yourself how,and who and why and when and where is your messiah now?
It's ******' 
Craig.It's 
****** Craig.
******' Craig.
******' Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm ******' 
Craig.