作曲 : Lynch
Mixer At Delta 
Chi - Stephen 
Lynch It's 
College time again 
September's almost here 
Hanging with freshmen girls 
Frat party kegs of beer 
I see a girl 
I'm wanting mixer at 
Delta Chi we take some oxycontin 
Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as 
I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait professor this wasn't on the syllabus 
I'm the bad professor 
I'm the bad professor 
A tenured titty caresser 
I'm a bad, bad man 
Tutor her at my apartment turns into a slow dance 
Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants 
I love her student body 
She wants a better grade 
I say if you roll over 
I'll throw in financial aid 
I hope you've boned up for your midterm 
If you want, 
I can help you cram 
Don't give a shit about the essay test 
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam 
I'm a bad professor that's a blow job reference 
I'm a bad professor 
Your money's on the dresser 
I'm a bad, bad man