作曲 : Lynch
In the woods of 
Northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone
And got his first real blade at thirteen thats when it all beganand soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' manyeahhe whittled all day and he whittled all nighthe whittled whittled whittled everything in sighthe whittled on a stickhe whittled on his shoeand if you come too close he'll whittle you tookeep a safe distance if you cancause you're never safe around whittlin' manhad a stump to sit onhad some wood, had his trusty knifewhittled out a house, a carand he whittled himself a wife (such a beautiful wife)whittled out four kids, a swimming pool and a big leer jetand so he wouldn't miss saved by the bell, well he whittled a 
T.V. setyeahhe whittled if its light, and he whittled if its darkand if no one was around well he'd whittle in the narkhe'd whittle something new and he'd whittle something oldhe'd whittle some hot and he'd whittle some rather chillykeep a safe distance if you canbecause you're never safe around whittlin' manbreak it downsome say whittlin' man's a genius, still others say he's just dumbhe whittled off a foot an ear, three fingers and his left thumbboy is he dumbthat won't stop him, no it won'the'll whittle through thick and thinonce he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all againyeahhe whittled if it was white, and he whittled if its blackand he whittled on a duck til the duck can't quackhe whittled if it was dry and he whittled if its juicywhittled on 
Desi and he whittled on 
Lucywhittled 
JFK and he whittled 
Jackie Owhittled old 
Larry and 
Curly and 
Moeand he whittled 
Frank Zappa and he whittled 
Tipper Gorewhittle whittle whittle til he can't no morewhittled 
Shamu and he whittled on 
Jawswhittled 
The Easter 
Bunny and he whittled 
Santa Clausand whittle whittle whittle just fast he canwhittle till he's dead, he's whittlin' man