作词 : English, Skyclad
Are you ready... 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble. 
Dead dictators out on a "lads' night". 
Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble. 
Dead dictators out on a "lads' night". 
Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Ever wondered where the evil dead go? 
There's a little place called "Nightmare scenario". 
Unlicenced establishment for former world powers, where the drinks are cheap - and it's open all hours. 
Bonaparte's on brandy - he swills it down his throat, 
Hitler sips a 
Pilsher while he tells a racist joke. 
Mussolini leers at 
Maggie serving at the bar, 
Stalin's out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car. 
Dear God above (if you exist), hope you see the funny side to this. 
Now don't get cross - don't bite your nails, oh, 
Son of Man your mission failed. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble. 
Dead dictators out on a "labs night". 
Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Herod's in the family room to baby sit the first born. 
Mengele's got a 
Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform. 
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark when 
Pol Pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble. 
Dead dictators out on a 'labs night'. 
Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light. 
Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over 
Nero's belly. 
While the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly. 
Caligula kills "My Way" on the karaoke stage - young "Chezzy" 
Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age. 
This is far more than just a joke. 
Can't you see the fire for the smoke? 
Choose any public house you please and find dictators such as these. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble. 
Dead dictators out on a "labs night". 
Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble. 
Dead dictators out on a "labs night". 
Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light. 
Are you ready for 
The Sinful 
Ensemble? 
Hell is where the heart lies - (in Purgatory's borders). 
The great thing 'bout eternity - they never call last orders!