作词 : Mister Chi Pig, Snfu Had a gaggle of friends in high school I know none of them now Cleared my memory of them Here's what I heard through the rumor mill 'so and so's' a lawyer You know who's a nurse What's his name got murdered Kim now wears a dress and carries a purse The one 'voted most likely to succeed' Now works at Dairy Queen The jock who used to beat me up daily Now sells his ass to men for money Me, I play in a punk rock band Don't see it as a fault I may not be the richest But I'm doing what I want