Portland - Street Dogs The budget is busting The purse strings are shut Furloguhs are coming The town will go nuts Prisoners let go Psych patients set free You ask at the town hall "What does this all mean " Crime starts to spike up Cops overtime MH workers are All on their standbys There is no money What the hell shall we do No one knows No one knows No one knows They're going wild in portland There's no money left in town They're going wild in portland Hope they don't burn her down The papers are heated That mayor besieged The senate is pleading The guv is displeased Public safety is Turned up on it's head Homicide numbers Are now in the red Hospitals they too Are feeling the bite There's are packed Up on every night There is no money What the hell shall we do No one knows No one knows No one knows They're going wild in portland There's no money left in town They're going wild in portland Hope they don't burn her down This is all around the USA We see it in the news they play We just happen to be in portland today Wild in portland These topics aren't popular But they're in your face We need another bailout To save this place Wild in portland Us we Wild in portland Wild Wild in portland There's no money left in town